Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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