I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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