new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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