i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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