Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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