Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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