kristin has been a bad kristin
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
