We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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