But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
