Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
youre lurking in front of me
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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