Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
