brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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