oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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