hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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