Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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