i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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