I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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