yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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