I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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