You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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