Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
