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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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