he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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