Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
