Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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