If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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