Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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