How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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