what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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