Small penises have feelings too.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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