There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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