you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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