well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Green mimosas i think yes
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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