dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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