you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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