I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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