well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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