what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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