My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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