I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
