ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
this is an emotional support booty call
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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