whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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