I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Randomize
