this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
