no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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