i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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