I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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