yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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