I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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