i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Just cropdusted the office
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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